Manchester United Jokes
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Manchester United Jokes
IceQueen Fri 22 Jan - 6:19
Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
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IceQueen Fri 22 Jan - 6:20
Q: What has Old Trafford on a Saturday afternoon at 4.45pm got in common with Wormwood Scrubs Prison?
A: They are both full of cockneys trying to get out.
A: They are both full of cockneys trying to get out.
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IceQueen Fri 22 Jan - 6:22
Michael Barrymore has offered Manchester United £1 million pounds to play as their striker because he wants 10 pricks behind him and 67,000 assholes jumping up and down.
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IceQueen Fri 22 Jan - 6:23
Q: What's the difference between a Man-U fan and a Vibrator?
A: A Man U fan is a real dick
A: A Man U fan is a real dick
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