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Post  IceQueen on Fri 22 Jan - 6:26

Rafael Benitez: "Our new Winger cost five million. I call him our wonder player"
Sir Alex Ferguson: "Why's that?"
Rafael Benitez: "Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!"
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Post  IceQueen on Fri 22 Jan - 6:30

Q:What ship has Never docked in Liverpool?
A:The Premiership (LIverpool have never won the title while it has been called the premiership)
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Post  IceQueen on Fri 22 Jan - 6:36

A young lad asks his mum where his new liverpool top is.

"I washed it and it's drying on the line."

The young lad rushes to the window to see his beloved liverpool top lying in the mud.

"Mum, why is my liverpool top in the mud?"

His mum looks out of the window and shouts, "the thieving gits have nicked the pegs again!"
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Post  IceQueen on Fri 22 Jan - 6:38

Rafa benitez, seeking advice and guidance to help him and his club through difficult times, decides to visit a priest.
On entering the church he sees there is a queue so waits in line patiently.
Nervously approaching the front, Rafa wonders what exactly he should ask for, drifting off in a daydream of titles and trophies, he is summoned by the priest. Inviting Rafa over, the priest tells him "come forth my son".
To which the deluded Spaniard replies "I would settle for seventh father"
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